Warren Berg

A long long time ago on the planet Krypton, a baby boy named Warren Berg was born. Shortly thereafter the planet blew up. Before it exploded the baby boy was sent to planet Earth to live with a family that found him on the side of the road.

It was on this new planet that the boy discovered he had superpowers...actually, the powers weren't really super. They were more like mediocrepowers. He could run faster than most of the other kids in his grade 3 class. He could accurately predict coin flips 51% of the time. And he could tell whether or not the milk in the fridge had turned sour simply by drinking it.

He decided in order to help others with his mediocrepowers, he would need a secret identity. Mild mannered newspaper reporter was already taken, so he decided to pursue a career in radio.

It was at "Alberta's Country Legend, 790 CFCW" that he discovered others with mediocrepowers too, like:

• Sharon Mallon who never, ever burns a carrot casserole.
• Danny Hooper who always has super-minty breath.
• Pete Hicks who has the ablility to control Basset Hounds with rolled up newspaper.
• Nick Gulka who can make a big ring of kubasa disappear like magic.
• Stella Stevens who always remembers the "I before E except after C" rule of spelling.
• And the rest.

It was here that Warren found a home. You can join him as he battles evil doers every weekend.

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